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It's About That Time

Monday, November 06, 2006

SWF ISO Ryan Phillipe

Dear Ryan,

I hear things aren't going so well between you and Reese. Aww, that's a shame. Listen, I know you guys have kids and all, but if it's not working out, it's not working out. You need to officiate that divorce and give me a call. I'll gladly play the role of Weekend Mommy.

XOXO

4 Comments:

  • At 1:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can I have him on Mondays and Thursdays?

     
  • At 8:15 PM, Blogger Alexis said…

    I have no problem with this. Perhaps the 3 of us should just get a house?

     
  • At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yes, HE should get us a nice and cosy house in Malibu. I feel that such environment is necessary if he wants us to help him get over a divorce. after couple of weeks with you and me he won't even remember who Reese Witherspoon is...

     
  • At 7:43 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Me thinks your little message to Ryan conveys...cruel intentions?

    I'm heee-larious!

     

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