SWF ISO Ryan Phillipe
I hear things aren't going so well between you and Reese. Aww, that's a shame. Listen, I know you guys have kids and all, but if it's not working out, it's not working out. You need to officiate that divorce and give me a call. I'll gladly play the role of Weekend Mommy.
XOXO
4 Comments:
At 1:10 AM, Anonymous said…
Can I have him on Mondays and Thursdays?
At 8:15 PM, Alexis said…
I have no problem with this. Perhaps the 3 of us should just get a house?
At 1:43 PM, Anonymous said…
yes, HE should get us a nice and cosy house in Malibu. I feel that such environment is necessary if he wants us to help him get over a divorce. after couple of weeks with you and me he won't even remember who Reese Witherspoon is...
At 7:43 PM, Unknown said…
Me thinks your little message to Ryan conveys...cruel intentions?
I'm heee-larious!
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