No Saturns
Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time.
black-haired beauty in black and yellow hoodie - m4w - 26
you were walking towards the parking lot yesterday, I was stopped at the light. you definitely saw me: brown hair, aviator sunglasses in a blue saturn. I smiled at you but you were too shy to smile back. I would love to take you out for coffee.
That was definitely me, leaving the bar. But guess what, sweetie. I wasn't too shy to smile back; I just wasn't interested. See, you were cute and all, but let's face it: you drive a Saturn.
black-haired beauty in black and yellow hoodie - m4w - 26
you were walking towards the parking lot yesterday, I was stopped at the light. you definitely saw me: brown hair, aviator sunglasses in a blue saturn. I smiled at you but you were too shy to smile back. I would love to take you out for coffee.
That was definitely me, leaving the bar. But guess what, sweetie. I wasn't too shy to smile back; I just wasn't interested. See, you were cute and all, but let's face it: you drive a Saturn.
9 Comments:
At 5:59 PM, Anonymous said…
Oh Snaps! That's harsh.
At 7:06 PM, Unknown said…
Jason, you seem to be saying "Oh Snaps!" a lot today. ;)
At 1:01 AM, Anonymous said…
Maria's just telling it like it is...
At 12:32 PM, Anonymous said…
...which is what? A gold digger? It takes a lot to fund that Miller Light habbit. Oh Snaps!
At 2:12 PM, Dulcinea said…
What kind of car do YOU drive?
At 4:45 PM, Alexis said…
Why is the media commenting on my blog?
At 6:38 PM, Unknown said…
Because you're HAUT, lady!
Which is also why you have an extra-special Missed Connection just for you.
Bitch.
At 5:47 AM, Blank said…
What the hell is wrong with a Saturn, If my Daughter has'nt killed hers yet, there must be something there.
(okay, so she seized one engine, but it was;nt the cars fault, it was hers for ignoring the leaking oil, and the iffy lube that failed to tighten the drain plug.) But I got another motor for it, 350 bucks, sure, I had to go to Queens to get it, put a new water pump on it, new clutch, new lower control arms and she's put 65,000 miles on it since.
I'm betting you would'nt like my beretta either, it has a 225,000 miles on it.
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