The Science

Have I mastered the science of hooking up, and therefore need to move on?

I have a 100% success rate when I go to the bars alone, but yet I insist on frequently going out with my girls. Why is that?

Perhaps there's more to observe. My girls, they're different than I am. I watch and respect their methods. The way they approach and talk to men. The way they tell all about themselves in every conversation. It's fucking fascinating. Most men walk away from me without knowing anything about me.

Yet I'm so totally bored with men most of the time that watching my girlfriends interact with them is sometimes more entertaining than screwing with them myself.

Perhaps a sign of age? Perhaps a sign of boredom?

I vote for the latter. YAWN.