Asshole
Some boys don't deserve their Blue Moon.
What kind of guy walks out on the fuck of the year? Just because I want to capture our precious moment on film?
Lame.
I know it's not me, so it's gotta be him. Who the hell does he think he is?
On an unrelated note, if Amber keeps frequenting Ground Zero, it's only a matter of time before she runs in to my ex-boyfriend. He doesn't really fall into the category of "you don't know what you're missing, asshole" since he sorta came out of the closet after we broke up.
Should I have picked up on the signs while we were together? His penchant for shemale porn, his complete lack of interest in breasts, his nightly request to get blindfolded, whipped, and blown prior to anal-only sex?
Probably. But I had a lot of other shit on my mind at the time.
What kind of guy walks out on the fuck of the year? Just because I want to capture our precious moment on film?
Lame.
I know it's not me, so it's gotta be him. Who the hell does he think he is?
On an unrelated note, if Amber keeps frequenting Ground Zero, it's only a matter of time before she runs in to my ex-boyfriend. He doesn't really fall into the category of "you don't know what you're missing, asshole" since he sorta came out of the closet after we broke up.
Should I have picked up on the signs while we were together? His penchant for shemale porn, his complete lack of interest in breasts, his nightly request to get blindfolded, whipped, and blown prior to anal-only sex?
Probably. But I had a lot of other shit on my mind at the time.
posted by Alexis @ 1:38 AM
6 Comments:
At 4:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
Looks like your first mistake is that you hang around guys who drink Blue Moon.
Real men don't drink shitty beer.
At 9:44 PM,
Unknown said…
You know what I think you should do?
Go on a Man Ban.
Just kidding. I knew you would expect to hear that from me, and I didn't want to disappoint.
From what you've told me, I think whats-his-face was just playing hard to get. You're a lot of woman, Maria, and I think he was just trying to mind-fuck the upper hand.
I am the tiniest bit interested in meeting this ex-boyfriend of yours, though...I think I would be interested in meeting anyone that actually meant enough to you to call "boyfriend".
At 3:04 AM,
Anonymous said…
I believe that, with the ease of dissemination provided by the internet, I would rather not appear in any films of an intimate nature... never know what a pissed off partner will do for revenge...
At 10:17 AM,
Dulcinea said…
I realize you're much braver than I when it comes to immortalizing your image, but I have to agree with your anonymous commentator this time. I've had one or two videos of this nature around at different times. (Yes, can you believe it?) And I dreaded them falling into the wrong hands. I find that when I feel a relationship ending, I have to start rummaging through our belongings to start hoarding and hiding any permanent reminders — videos, photos, and the like. I'm not comfortable with the idea of some ex sitting around getting off on or mocking our history down the road. Nay!
And what is it about this darn guy that has you hooked, honey? Is it simply that he had the balls to walk out? I think Amber might have a point here. He's playing little games to get the upper hand. And hell, it's working.
At 1:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
maybe what's-his-face just really respects you. yeah, that must be it. on a related note, don't mention the camera next time until afterward by sending him a complimentary copy: "you've been punk'd, bitch!"
At 1:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
well shit, that last comment was actually from me...your comment page wouldn't let me post unless i used anonymous.
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