Bangin'
Flirtatious Married Restauranteur: "Damn girl, you're bangin'."
[He rubs my thighs and back.]
Me: "You're married."
FMR: "Yeah, but I'm not dead. Besides, what am I supposed to do? You can't come over here looking like that and not expect me to want you."
Me: "I can do whatever I want. I'm not the married one. I'm not even dating anyone."
FMR: "Yeah, well girls who say they aren't dating anyone are actually dating everyone."
*****
I had no comeback for that one. It made me want him, actually. Imagine that.
[He rubs my thighs and back.]
Me: "You're married."
FMR: "Yeah, but I'm not dead. Besides, what am I supposed to do? You can't come over here looking like that and not expect me to want you."
Me: "I can do whatever I want. I'm not the married one. I'm not even dating anyone."
FMR: "Yeah, well girls who say they aren't dating anyone are actually dating everyone."
*****
I had no comeback for that one. It made me want him, actually. Imagine that.
posted by Alexis @ 2:00 AM
5 Comments:
At 10:38 AM,
Anonymous said…
Is he hot?
At 11:04 AM,
Alexis said…
Oh my, yes.
At 1:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
are you thinking what I'm thinking?
At 1:27 AM,
Hedy De Vine said…
favorite pick-up line: look at you, standing there lookin' like a model and shit.
yeah, i was standing at a bus stop.
At 12:15 AM,
Alexis said…
Good one, hedy. Stuff like that usually solicits the simple "NO" response from me.
eva, I hate drama. Involved men bring drama, and I refuse to muddle up my life with it.
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