Booty Text
Wow. It's amazing how a 3am booty text can turn into a 36-hour fuck fest.
I feel like I just dropped off the face of the earth for 2 days, not answering my phone or checking my email. It's a good thing I didn't have any work to do yesterday or today.
Shit, D... I'm sorry I haven't called you back yet. The past two weeks have been kinda crazy. When you get home, let's go out and get drinks. I went out with my girl Amber on Friday and we had a blast. If you're not too tired, the 3 of us should go round up some trouble this weekend. I know Amber will say "no boys allowed", but I'm not making any promises.
Anyway, I think my bed is broken now. If any handymen are reading this, please send me a text.
I feel like I just dropped off the face of the earth for 2 days, not answering my phone or checking my email. It's a good thing I didn't have any work to do yesterday or today.
Shit, D... I'm sorry I haven't called you back yet. The past two weeks have been kinda crazy. When you get home, let's go out and get drinks. I went out with my girl Amber on Friday and we had a blast. If you're not too tired, the 3 of us should go round up some trouble this weekend. I know Amber will say "no boys allowed", but I'm not making any promises.
Anyway, I think my bed is broken now. If any handymen are reading this, please send me a text.
posted by Alexis @ 1:26 PM
9 Comments:
At 6:57 PM,
Dulcinea said…
Whore! Damn, I miss you.
At 6:59 PM,
Dulcinea said…
And who the hell is Amber?
At 9:31 PM,
Alexis said…
Amber's another Ne'er Do Well. Hmm... maybe she's more of a Do Well.
She's good stuff, anyway.
At 9:33 PM,
Unknown said…
Hells yeah I'm good stuff!
Boys can be allowed. I just won't be partaking in any of them.
And by the way - Best. Opening. Line. EVER.
At 9:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
Fuck, do this mean i have to get a pseudonym to play along?
At 5:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
I thought this was supposed to be a fictional blog?
At 6:21 PM,
Anonymous said…
You give that boy my phone number. Eva wants to love him long time too..
At 8:39 PM,
Alexis said…
Oh Eva, my sweet girl. I don't know if you could handle this boy...
At 10:04 PM,
Dulcinea said…
Oh, God! Don't tell me you got it on with Rex, too!
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